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Dating Headlines Of The Month
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What is it that is a 'tweet' in size and can have David Letterman in stitches? Funny dating headlines it is, without a shadow or whisker of doubt. There is an aura around headlines that do the double duty of a clown and a mouse-click-seduction device. Some of them found their places in the paragraphs below. Some are absconding and will be convicted on recovery.
What is the first thing that catches a dater's attention while rummaging through dating profiles? You guessed it right. A catchy dating headline has the power to stop digital traffic to a stand-still. It can then seduce them for determined click-through to the profile. All good headlines have been already been deployed a million times over on the internet. Has the brain juice run dry? No. A few of the creative kind are still milking the mind.
Please, find below the funny or catchy dating headlines that our subscribers and clients voted as the best in the respective month.
 
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That’s silly, no one celebrated this much after discovering me!:
Even Columbus didn't do the merry dance after discovering the great continent
of America. Maybe he discovered America much before the men who
invented Salsa, Mambo and Cha-cha; and, of course, the men who created
these funny dating headlines.
January, 2009
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Leapfrogging to other profiles is strictly prohibited. You are MINE!:
Frog has always been an object of envy from the time it had been kissed by a beautiful princess and got its ticket to humanness and princehood.
February, 2009
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Let me see how far I can go with an innocent smile:
A smile spiced with innocence is date-dynamic (counterpart of aerodynamic in
the dating world) and therefore goes the longest mile here. What is more, I
am on the verge of inventing an innocence meter for every smile. Wish me luck.
March, 2009
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So, how is weather on the fence and for how long you have been
sitting there?:
The fence can sometimes eat into the farm but that doesn't mean one
shouldn't sit there laying eggs like a hybrid hen gone completely crazy.
April, 2009
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Sorry, if you thought there’s no such thing as a cool bunch of
eccentricities:
The eccentricities are part and parcel of a healthy wacky-hood. It is not
difficult to spot a few in a man. Not as difficult as to spot a civilization-happy
Big Foot.
May, 2009
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Confessions of a justified bummer:
A bummer in need is bummer indeed. Confession is the only thing a bummer
is good at and has a future in. Please, dole out your attention or I will be gone
in a thrice.
June, 2009
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Do you remember posing for me? Yep, I am the same wild life
photographer:
This is an headline with an animal twist. Animals are the lastest in-thing as far
as your dating profile header goes, now-a-days. You ain't an animal if you
disagree!
July, 2009
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Some goofs have to be borne than read:
Some people are absolute goof machines. They churn out goofs by the
dozens and then improve upon them. It is their hard work that made our
civilization light years away from the - say, light.
August, 2009
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Click only if you set your goals high enough:
A goal isn't just beneficial to soccer players but they come in handy to daters
as well. It seems, with all due respect to dogs, posting a goal has more
fire than a lamppost has water around it.
September, 2009
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Will it take a week to get the courage to click thru?:
Every mouse in this part of the world have refused to better the click
through rates. Reason! They say, we are not clicking on to mouse brethrens
(guinea pig and the likes) like we should and using mousetrap to get to them.
How true!
October, 2009
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Now how long will you hold that breath in wonder?:
The breath has always been the carrier of things not transported through any
other means or mediums. It enriches the blood with smile, on occasions;
and hauls out frown almost all the time.
November, 2009
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Warning! This man/woman behaves like a flu and is down with a swine:
Now how many times you people use your greatest fear to eke out a smile.
December, 2009
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